Fun With My Male Kin

My brother was born the youngest of three
After my little sister and me
I was the oldest and he was so young
The spawn of my daddy's and mother's love
Cute as a puppy and like no other
...bla bla bla... that's my brother

He grew up and joined the Marines
Most handsome soldier that you've ever seen
My daddy was proud my mother gloated
And I swear that boy's head exploded
I'd point out to the crowd that arrogant mother....
...bla bla bla...that's my brother

My brother works on big freight trains
I think the work melted his brains
He grew up and became a man
Takes care of his family the best that he can
Gives of himself to benefit others
...bla bla bla...that's my brother

He and I never could agree
Eye to eye we did not see
He has his opinions and I have mine
And I think he's wrong most of the time
But though we bicker we still have each other
...bla bla bla...that's my brother

My brother likes fishing and tribal tattoos
Screaming death metal and beer over booze
But he wins over friends wherever he goes
A smile and a wink keeps you fast on your toes
But he'll be a best friend like no other
...bla bla bla...that's my brother

I talk with my brother on the telephone line
Though it always seems to be on my dime
Yes we live a thousand miles apart
But he will always be prince of my heart
So
Better stop now before I start to blubber...
...bla bla bla...love my brother